Comments on: West Texas feels like home turf to ‘Horns’ McCoy

By: Jim Bob Smeeath

Jim Bob Smeeath — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:54:13 +0000

Colt McCoy is not from Lubbock and Tuscola is nowhere close to being as nice a place as Lubbock. The Tuscola area is filled with inbreeding meth heads who walk around drunk and try their hardest to underachieve. I can understand why Colt would want to go to UT.

Now he can join the ranks of other famous UT alum, and go smoke pot with Cedric Bongson and Ricky “I am on my 5th reinstatement for smoking pot” Williams.

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By: Robert Wire

Robert Wire — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 05:51:52 +0000

I would like to apologize to everyone on this blog. I got carried away. Please excuse my behavior! I apologize to the Avalanche Journal for all of the terrible things I have written on this blog. I will not be posting anymore. Please accept my apology.

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By: Robert Wire

Robert Wire — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:23:24 +0000

Sorry Joe! Just sick of that Tornado and his ilk!

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By: Joe

Joe — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 03:05:23 +0000

This thread has gotten out of control.

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By: Robert Wire

Robert Wire — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:53:52 +0000

Hey Texas Tornado did you find Uranus? I bet your boy friend did!

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By: divine miss b

divine miss b — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:34:07 +0000

As usual, the horns win in a rout. Let’s call it 59 – 32! But really, just name your sore. Texas will play the TTU defense like a pinball machine! Ka Ching!!!

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By: Mac

Mac — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 02:00:17 +0000

When Tech beats UT, then you can bend over and kiss your BOO-TAY.

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By: MATTACK

MATTACK — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:21:20 +0000

I don’t understand how any of you fellas out at Tech can write about Longhorns being dumb or “primitive.” You do realize that UT far surpasses Tech in all areas of academics, don’t you?? I hate to burst your bubble, but you guys aren’t exactly an ivy league school.

Oh and by the way, keep talking about how you guys are gonna cream us on Saturday…..everybody’s been saying that about our Horns ALL YEAR LONG, and look at where that got them!!! Tech hasn’t played anybody worth a damn. We’ve beaten OU, Mizzou, and OSU. When you’ve got wins like that under your belt, then you can talk trash!!! Until then, keep our name out of your mouth.

My Prediction: Horns win an amazing offensive show 52-45

And Tech finishes out the season with loses to UT, OU, and OSU.

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By: BDSikes

BDSikes — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:08:50 +0000

My wife’s a Longhorn, I’m a Red Raider. 2 years ago sucked. I was in her face, hootin & hollerin, being as obnoxious as I could possibly be, then Tech kicked a field goal to go up by 17 instead of 21, and I said “uh oh”, because I knew the stinkin Longhorns could score 3 touchdowns in no time, and sure enough we got beat by 4.

I hate how she hates the Red Raiders. Why? Because she’s a Longhorn snob. Personally I like other Texas teams and wish them well (just not against Tech). I think it makes us all look good, so I cheer for them.

However her snobby elitist Longhornism apparently does not allow her to return the same respect. She makes fun of our fight song, our “guns up” (she goes “pow, pow, pow” – like a little kid), our offense (says we have to be all tricky, can’t just play regular football), our little white guys (Welker, Amendola, Morris), our ever changing uniforms, and just our general lack of sophistication (in her opinion)

She thinks the Longhorns are superior in every way: uniforms, school colors, “hook ‘em”, school song, fight song, academics, national prestige, their advertising campaign (“Whut sturts hur changes the wurld)

I’m probably a little jealous, but it still makes me want to puke. And it will be oh so sweet when we kick their boo-tays all over the field and back to Austin, and when she’s all depressed and on the verge of tears, I will go “Awww, wut da ma dur? U sad? Red Raiders kick yo po little Longhorn boo-tay? Huhhh?” It will be so sweet.

We both love the Cowboys, though.

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By: Dennis

Dennis — Fri, 31 Oct 2008 01:05:11 +0000

Orakpo is a 6′4″ 260 lb. d-lineman who runs a 4.5 40. He was just nomimated as Lott award finalist b/c he just spent the last 3 weeks putting three Heisman trophy candidates out of the running. This week he’ll take care of the fourth and final one that UT faces this season.

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